I'm adopted!

Have you ever wished you were adopted. Just so outraged at your family and their outrageous policies and their treatment towards you. You wanna be adopted when mum gives one jelly baby more to your brother than to you. You wanna be adopted when dad says no sleepovers because the heater might just burst into flames at your friends house. You wanna be adopted when you find out your boyfriend dumped you for your younger sister! (Never actually happened). You just want to be adopted so bad so that you can spit out those horrible words at your so called family "BUT YOURE NOT MY MOTHER!", "YOURE NOT MY FATHER!" and "YOURE NOT MY GOLDFISH! But let me just stop there and say that you are not adopted. Its... unfortunate but youre not adopted. You are super glued to the family you have had for many years. So try to look the rest of youre future from Hello Kitty's perspective. Look at your mum with utter respect and she might just let you off with spending 50 cents for a juicy cup at the canteen and make sure you give youre dad a massive hug/kiss when he comes home and take the wallet out of his back pocket while youre doing so, Teehee! To make sure you don't die of parental cruelty, love your family and they will love you back.... or (for the easy option) you could just follow the links from this website www.notarealwebsite.com (you can click it if you want)to insure you have a machine gun this christmas. (Jokes)

Glenny